Brushing your teeth

You brush your teeth because you want healthy teeth, right?

Wrong.

Well, almost wrong. Like bathing and cleanliness (right next to godliness), things we do for vanity are also good for us.

Here's the simple 'tell' - Why are toothpastes flavored with mint instead of medicine?

Yes - it’s about wanting to be liked, included (or not excluded because of halitosis), and avoiding the fear of bad breath.

Then it’s about health.

That’s called marketing - do that to win.

Oh, and brush your damn teeth.
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